Puppet Script: I WAS FRAMED!! (30 July 2008)

News Music
News reporter says:	This is John Taylor reporting in Pupetia, the scene for the murder of the two little pigs. Now let's go live to the court house to hear the wolf's defense.
Judge:	Wolf! Make your final defense!
The wolf:	Well your honor, my final words is just my story… (change scene)
Change of scene	In a village called FARFAR away
Wolfy	Oh noooooooo! (sniffle) I'm out of sugar!(sniffle) How am I going to bake a cake for my granny!(sneezes) I hope my three little pig neighbor has a few cups of sugar or I'm doomed. I promised her a cake!(sneezes) I hope my cold holds back while I ask for sugar.
Change scene:	First pig's house.
Wolfy:	(wolf walks to first pig's house)(Wolf knocks on door) Little pig, may I have a cup of sugar? (sniffles)
First little pig:	Go away!
Wolf:	May I just have a…ah…ahchuuuuuuu! Oh no! His house was made of straw! (Gasps) little pig! (Tugs little pig) are you dead? Hmm… no answer. Well he looks like a good piece of ham, my favorite (wolf eats pig). I still don't have that cup of sugar. Let's see if his brother has sugar. (sniffles)
Change scene:	Second pig's house.
Wolf:	(Wolf knocks on door) Little pig, may I have a cup of sugar? (sniffles)
Second pig:	Go away I am shaving!
Wolf:	Pleaseeee, I have a cold and I felt a big sneeze coming ah…ah…chuuuuuuu!!!!! Noooooooo! Even if his house is made of sticks I can still sneeze it away! Sniffles (gasps) little pig! Oh no, not again. Little pig please wake up!? Again no answer, well this hurts me more than it hurt you (wolf eats pig).I still have no sugar. One last chance to get that cup of sugar. I'll go see the two pigs last brother, Pigthree.(sniffles)
Wolf:	(wolf walks to Pigthree's house)(Wolf knocks on door) Little pig, may I have a cup of sugar to bake a cake for my granny? (sniffles)
Pigthree(third pig)	Nooooo! (crying and weeping) I saw how you blowed away my two younger brothers house and ate them up, your granny can sit in the mouth of an alligator.
Wolf:	I can expla…did you say something bad of my grandmaaaa!(clenches teeth)
Pigthree:	Yeah! She can sit in an alligator mouth.
Wolf:	I'll have you know my grandmother wrestles alligators! You're a very selfish and rude pig!!! (sniffles)
	Huff puff (gets ready to blow)
Pigthree:	Hey!!! Don't you try to blow this house down!!!(background siren)
Police officer:	Ok wolf time to go to jail!
Wolf:	Huh!? What for!?
Police officer:	Well let's see, we found your paw prints at two, totally destroyed, house, and most importantly you ate two pigs and you insulted the pig and tried to blow down the house.
Wolf:	I can explain(interrupts)
Police officer:	Uupupup! Tell it to the judge (walks away)(hand cuffs wolf)(drags wolf to car).
Change scene:	Court house
Wolf:	So you see your honor, I blew away the two houses because I sneezed so hard. I ate the two pigs because they were already dead, and I insulted Pigthree because he insulted me.
Judge:	(Claps) very good, you are free to go.
Wolf:	Thank you your honor. And just for your information it was the news reporter that made me the big bad wolf!
John Taylor:	Oh no oh this is John Taylor signing off for the last time.
Wolf:	There you are! (wolf tackles John)
Close:	The end(scene close)