Preamble
We the books of the world are treated too badly, and are kept silent for too long, one of the worst treatments is when we are forced to smell feces! We have to act or the ill treatments will never stop. We have to establish these rights for the books of the world.
1. All books have the right not be brought into the toilet.
2. All books have the right to be placed back on the shelf where they were stored.
3. All books have the right to be treated with care.
4. Every book has the right to be covered with transparent plastic to protect it from dirt.
5. If a book is torn, it has the right to be repaired.
6. All books have the right not be pirated or in our case cloned.
7. All books have the right not to have dog-ears on their pages.
8. Every book has the right to be read.
9. All books have the right not to be used as a fly swatter.
10. Every book has the right not to be stood on, sat on or be involved in any other dangerous stunts.
2 comments:
Wow Zack, I'm impressed! I didn't know u can write so well... keep your stories coming, i'll peep into your story chest by and by..
hee hee, the way you write makes books come alive!
hee, i add in one more:
old books are to be treasured and not thrown away.
smile,
Elson
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